So Calvin Ayre hasn’t knocked up 9 women. That we know of. But we really did lock a bunch of women into a house and then filmed them fighting over the last ice-cream sandwich. Don’t say we never do anything for you.

All the lucky and artificially large ladies are Bodog staff. They volunteered for a day of shooting, though so far none has agreed to, um, provide the boss with an heir.

Watch much more of the action in the extended, behind-the-scenes blooper reel. It’s fun, it’s sexy, it’s muy-caliente! And we promise, no lactation.